my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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