I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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