she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
This house was built for laser tag.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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