I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize