some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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