well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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