He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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