OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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