u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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