We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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