I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
and she was petting her beer can
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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