So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
