He is such a slut. More and more my type.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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