we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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