Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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