Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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