Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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