Your favorite bartender is back from prision
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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