I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
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He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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