Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
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I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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