I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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