careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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