what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize
