my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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