I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
