Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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