Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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