once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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