he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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