girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Is it because I queefed?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Mom said you looked used
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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