What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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