You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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