I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
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the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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