i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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