If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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