i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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