You're a womanizer and a bitch.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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