It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
It's blow job season.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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