Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I can't put those talents on a resume
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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