My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
honey bunches of taint.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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