haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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