I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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