I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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