I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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