when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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