About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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