Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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Someone shattered a urinal.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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