And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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