Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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