Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You smell like stripper and shame
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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