great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
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once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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