I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
He kissed a someone with a penis
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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