I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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